Late Night Comedy Highlights

Welcome to the Late Night Roundup, a collection of the previous night’s comedic highlights. This lets you catch up on laughs missed while sleeping.

If Memory Serves

On Wednesday, former President Joe Biden announced he authored a new memoir, Promise Me, America, detailing his time in office. It will be available on November 17.

Jimmy Fallon commented, jokingly saying, “It’s the second book Biden has written. The first was The Odyssey.” He continued with more quips: “The book was written by a ghostwriter, Joe Biden.” and “The book is about what Biden remembers from his presidency, so it’s three pages.” He added, “It’s kind of a strange book because toward the end it starts being written by Kamala Harris.”

The Punchiest Punchlines (We’re No. 2 Edition)

On Jimmy Kimmel Live!, guest host Ike Barinholtz humorously discussed an outbreak of explosive diarrhea affecting 34 states, including California. “Turn to the person to your right, then turn to the person to your left. All three of you are about to get explosive diarrhea,” he said.

Barinholtz criticized the reduction of trackings, saying, “Last year the C.D.C., under this administration, stopped keeping track of the parasite that causes explosive diarrhea. From now on, this outbreak will be officially known as Trump Diarrhea!”

Michael Kosta added on the same topic, “Let me see if I can track this. We cut the funding for the program that tracks forever diarrhea, and now people are getting forever diarrhea. Let me see if I can figure this out.”

The Bits Worth Watching

Jon Bernthal expressed his enthusiasm about collaborating with Christopher Nolan while on Late Night with Seth Meyers. Bernthal is set to star in a new venture called The Odyssey.

What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night

On Thursday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Regina Hall will chat about her involvement in The Five Star Weekend.

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Octavia Spencer shared thoughts on self-confidence, stating, “I wish I could bottle it up and give it to the world, to say you have importance, take up as much space as you want.”