The week has finally wrapped up, and as usual, we have the Nightcaps edition to ease into the weekend. Despite being a holiday week, where workdays reduce to four, it seems this would somehow stretch on forever.
The holiday feel of Memorial Day seems distant already. The grind of work appears relentless, filling the hours from waking until sleeping. My nightly rituals even include tuning into old-timey radio shows through a Bluetooth sleep mask.
Bryce Harper’s Toothpaste Habit Experiment
This week, a highlight has been the unusual toothpaste habit of Bryce Harper. Unlike the conventional method, he applies toothpaste directly into his mouth. With curiosity piqued by a reader who attempted it, I too decided to try, as any responsible journalist would.
Last night, I dispensed Colgate Optic White straight into my mouth instead of the brush. My wife’s expression said it all. At work, I’m free to try such peculiar activities. Whether mixing morning mimosas or exploring Instagram, it’s part of the job.
While hoping for a revelation about toothpaste methods, the attempt proved awkward due to decades of conventional habit. If you try Harper’s way, adjust your expectations accordingly.
Comedy Legacy and a Famous Bit
The comedy world reveres Abbot and Costello’s iconic “Who’s on first?” skit. Though dated, the humor was legendary in its day, playing with unbelievable names like “I Don’t Know” on third base.
After years, this vaudeville gem fits a modern twist, with “Hu” now figuratively playing first base. It’s fascinating how comedy evolves yet often circles back to timeless classics.
Blue Origin’s Anomaly
While I dreamt of fantastical scenarios, Blue Origin faced real challenges. The company prepared a satellite launch from Cape Canaveral, but encountered an “anomaly.” The implications could affect future missions, as NASA plans to return astronauts to the moon.
The scale of disruption was significant, hinting at broader consequences within the space industry. Visual evidence suggests damage, yet considerably less than expected given the event’s severity.
Finding Perspective: Roller Coaster Mishaps
As you consider your week, at least you weren’t caught in a roller coaster snafu. Being stuck atop the ride’s vertical lift can alter amusement park preferences. My own experience on a newly themed Disney roller coaster left me feeling older and woozier than before.
The incident reminds us: amusement and convenience are fleeting. Consider the extreme example of Allen Ferrell, banned from Six Flags for antics on a ride. His actions, driven by social media dares, led to inevitable consequences.
Aside from causing a mess with sweet-and-sour sauce, his accountability was underscored by roller coaster stipulations and subsequent bans.
Bringing the Week to a Close
Let’s conclude positively. Amid scattered tales of mishaps and humor, there are moments of simple joy. Take dogs experiencing lemons for the first time, proving dogs continue to amuse us with their candid antics.
Thank you for following this edition of Nightcaps. Enjoy your weekend! Matthew Reigle remains a dedicated writer for OutKick.
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